Overturning some previous laws that made execution illegal, the Home Secretary today announced that anybody who pays actual money for a virtual gift on Facebook, which in reality is little more than a badly drawn and low resolution image file, will be executed on sight.
All rights will be revoked, meaning no solicitor or even a trial will be needed to determine guilt. Just a swift bullet in the brain, a punishment to be dealt by a new police force, codenamed MYFACE.
The same punishment may be used for anyone who plays, installs, or even thinks about installing Second Life.
